"If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge" joke

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

Jeff Hornagold loved being a UPS driver. So when the suburban Chicago man died this week of lung cancer, longtime co-worker Michael McGowan agreed to take him on one last delivery and transported Hornagold's body to Saturday's funeral services in his UPS truck.

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A man claims he shipped himself from New York to Las Vegas via UPS. UPS said they would not comment until between 2pm and 4pm, or tomorrow after 10am.

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