"Ice Skating Sheep" joke
It was not long off Christmas and Billy and Ben decided to build an ice skating rink in the middle of their pasture.
A shepherd happened to be leading his flock nearby and decided to take a shortcut across the frozen field. But the sheep were scared of the ice and would not go onto it. The shepherd became frustrated and began pulling them along to the other side.
"Look at that," said Billy. "That guy is trying to pull the wool over our ice!"
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