"I want to die peacefully in my sleep" joke

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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crazy_driver_78:I like making passengers scream from my driving on purpose without falling asleep at the wheel. how do you think I got my handle.
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