"I want that tv" joke

a blonde walks into a store and see a TV and thinks i need that TV.so she walks to a salesman and says...
blonde:can i have that TV
sales man: no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store frustrated and then decides to get a red wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store and says...
blonde: can i have that TV
sales man: i already said no because your a blonde
so the blonde goes out of the store again frustrated and then decides to get a brown wig.
she puts it on and walks into the store.and says...
blonde: can i have that TV
sales man: for the last time no your a blonde
the blonde is so frustated she realy wants that TV so she asks...
blonde: tell me how you always findout im that blonde who wants that TV?
sales man:Lady thats a Microwave

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her more...

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Q:what did god say when the first black person came to heaven?
A:oops I must of burnt one!!

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Arnold Schwartzinagor has a long one

Michael J. Fox has a short one

Madonna doesn't have one and

Bill Clinton uses his a lot

What is "it"?



A last name!

Now what were you thinking?

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Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
Cheese Sandwich: $1.50
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50
Hand Job: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive more...

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