"I used to do drugs" joke
I used to do drugs... I still do drugs.
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball? Glass flippers!
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1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
2. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.
3. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
4. I love deadlines. I more...
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Q: What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration.
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I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
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