"I cannot find a cause for your illness..." joke
I can't find a cause for your illness, the doctor said. "Frankly, I think it's due to drinking.""In that case," replied his blonde patient, "I'll come back when you are sober."
The following are actual church bulletin board bloopers found in churches across the United States.
11. "Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on' It's a Terrible Experience'."
12. "Due to more...
Hypochondria is the only illness that I don`t have.
A man named Zhang Xuze, after having his bed repaired and embellished, wanted to show it off. As no one was likely to come into his bedroom to look at it, he hit upon an idea. Pretending to be ill, he kept to his bed so that his in-laws and friends might come over to see him. more...
The "Macy's One Day Sale" Flu.
The "Drivers License Renewal Appointment" 24-Hour Virus.
The "Friday-Afternoon-Start-The-Weekend-Early" Sudden Unbearable Stomach Pains.
The "I'm Looking for a New Job and I Don't Know How more...