"I am not going bald" joke

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

I want patience... AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

Bosses are like legs... When they get to the top, they become asses.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...