"Hunting humans in africa" joke
An Sudanese went down to South Africa to visit a buddy of his. They went driving down the highway in the South African's pick-up. Around a bend in the road they came across an Indian. The South African pulls out his gun and shoots the Zulu. The Sudanese says "Hey! What did you do that for!!??"
The South African says "It's legal to do that here!"
The Sudanese says "Okay. Seems pretty strange to me but if you say so."
They drive along a little more and come across another Zulu. The South African takes out his gun and shots him as well. The Sudanese says "Are you sure it's legal to do that here?".
The South African says "Sure. .. we do it all the time."
So, they drive into this small town and stop at a liquor store. The Sudanese puts a case of beer in the back of the truck just as an Zulu is crossing the street towards him. He takes out the South African's gun and shoots the Zulu. The South African comes running over and says "Whoa. .. what are you doing? You can't shoot him!!"
And the Sudanese says "But you said it was legal!"
And the South African says "It is but you can't use bait!" (this joke seems to work no matter what ethnic groups you use: South African - majority or dominant group; Sudanese - visitor; Zulu - victim's group)
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