"How to Annoy People at Work" joke

How to Annoy People at Work
1)Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch
paper, 99 copies. 2)Practice making fax and modem noises. 3)During
meetings, disassemble your pen and "accidentaly" flip the cartridge
across the room. 4)Staple papers in the middle of the page. 5)ALWAYS
TYPE WITH CAPS-LOCK ON 6)type only in lower case.
7)dontuseanypunctuationorspaceseither 8)While making presentations,
occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. 9)In the memo field of
all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 10)Ask your co-workers
mysterious questions and then scribble their answers in a notebook.
Mutter something about "psychological profiles."