"How I met your mother" joke

One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best more...

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

I once fingered my daughter to the police.

I think it was every breath you take.

Knock Knock Whos there? Luke Luke who? Look through the keyhole and you will find out!

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?