"How I met your mother" joke

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

''These Nan Jokes are getting old....''
''So is your Nan....''
"My Nan is dead, yeahhh. Awkward, right?"

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

A young woman goes into the doctor's office for a checkup. As she takes off her blouse, he notices a red "H" on her chest. "How did you get that mark on your chest?" asks the doctor. "Oh, my boyfriend went to Harvard and he's so proud of it that he never more...

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

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