"Homeless Man" joke
A young man who was homeless and alone asked a young woman if he could stay with her for a while.
"Yes, but I have one rule you must follow," she said. "What is it?" asked the man.
"In the room where you are staying, my pants are hanging on a line. Do not pull them down," she said. "Agreed," he replied.
But, the young man woke up in the morning and, without realizing it, pulled the pants down.
"I'm calling the police!" the woman yelled. "No, please, give me one more chance," begged the man.
"Okay, but I have a rule you must follow," she said. "I would like you to sleep in the barn and there is a donkey in there. Do not slap him." "Agreed," the man replied.
But, the man woke up with a stir in the middle of the night and slapped the donkey.
"I'm calling the police!" the woman screamed. "Give me one more chance, please," the man pleaded.
"Okay, but I have one more rule," the woman said. "You must not shave my cat." "Agreed," said the man, but he had an accident with his razor and accidentally shaved the cat.
In a fury, the woman called the police and said, "I have a man staying with me and he pulled down my pants, slapped my ass, and shaved my pussy!"
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