"Henpecked Husband" joke

Visiting his psychiatrist, the henpecked husband was told that he had to assert himself. "Don't allow your wife to bully you," said the psychiatrist. "Go home and show her that you're the boss."
The husband decided he would take his doctor's advice. He immediately went home, slammed the door and shaking his fist in his wife's face, growled, "From this moment on, you will be taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, get your ass upstairs and lay out my clothes."
"I'm going out with the boys tonight," he continued, "and you're staying here, right where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"
"Yes, I sure do," his wife calmly replied. "The undertaker!"

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