"Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!" joke

'Twas The Night Of Thanksgiving,
But I Just Couldn't Sleep
I Tried Counting Backwards,
I Tried Counting Sheep.
The Leftovers Beckoned -
The Dark Meat And White
But I Fought The Temptation
With All Of My Might
Tossing And Turning
With Anticipation
The Thought Of A Snack
Became Infatuation.
So, I Raced To The Kitchen,
Flung Open The Door
And Gazed At The Fridge,
Full Of Goodies Galore.
I Gobbled Up Turkey
And Buttered Potatoes,
Pickles And Carrots,
Beans And Tomatoes.
I Felt Myself Swelling!
So Plump And So Round,
'til All Of A Sudden,
I Rose Off The Ground.
I Crashed Through The Ceiling,
Floating Into The Sky
With A Mouthful Of Pudding
And A Handful Of Pie.
But, I Managed To Yell
As I Soared Past The Trees....
Happy Eating To All -
Pass The Cranberries, Please.
May Your Stuffing Be Tasty,
May Your Turkey Be Plump.
May Your Potatoes 'n Gravy
Have Nary A Lump,
May Your Yams Be Delicious
May Your Pies Take The Prize,
May Your Thanksgiving Dinner
Stay Off Of Your Thighs.
Happy Thanksgiving To All!!!