"Hairline" joke

Shut up your hairline look like freaking speed Racer. :P

My wife says I'm too nosey... at least, that's what she wrote in her diary.

A local business was looking for office help and put up a sign saying: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer."
A short time afterwards, a golden retriever dog trotted up to the more...

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A: You can un-screw a lightbulb!

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

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A: Their balls are just for decoration.

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jayson:your hairline started from the bottom now its here
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f:you should have said "your hairline goes across your forehead like speedracer
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Anonym:dont get it????
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