"Gullible prank" joke
Tell someone if they rub their palm really hard and it smells like peanut butter they will be rich one day...
then when they are smelling their palm push their arm into them and they will slap themself in the face.
A very attractive lady goes up to a bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does, she begins to gently caress his full more...
Tax Time
A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says: "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc, and then asks, "what is your more...
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.
- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral