"Gulf Oil Spill Fallout" joke

Some tar balls have appeared on shore from the Gulf oil spill. The Gulf will reportedly begin wearing jockey shorts.

A kid said to his Dad, "In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn't say where Mickey is."

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* The term "bank teller" originated in the wake of the 1929 stock market crash, when banks began hiring low-paid workers to "tell" throngs of frantic depositors that their money was gone.

* Scandinavian berserkers used to cut out their eyes before more...

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