""Guilty or not guilty of begging?` asked the magis..." joke

"Guilty or not guilty of begging?` asked the magistrate.
"Nearly guilty," said the beggar.
"What do you mean, ˜nearly` guilty? Asked the puzzled magistrate.
"Well, your honor, I asked the lady for twenty-five cents but I didn`t get it."

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