"Guide to Safe FAX" joke
Q: Do I have to be married to have safe fax?
A: Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people
who fax complete strangers every day.
Q: My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only
allowed to write memos to each other until they were twenty-one. How old
do you think someone should be before they can fax?
A: Faxing can be performed at any age, once you can learn the correct
Q: If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A: Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q: There is a place on our street where you can go and pay to fax. Is
A: Yes. Many people have no other outlet for their fax drives and must
pay a "professional" when their needs to fax become too great.
Q: Should a cover always be used for faxing?
A: Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should
be used to insure safe fax.
Q: What happens when I incorrectly do the procedure and I fax
A: Don't panic. Many people prematurely fax when they haven't faxed in a
long time. Just start over, most people won't mind if you try again.
Q: I have a personal and a business fax. Can transmissions become mixed
A: Being bi-faxual can be confusing, but as long as you use a cover with
each one, you won't transmit anything you're not supposed to.
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