"Graveyard Adventure" joke

Hot 4 years ago

While honeymooning in Cape Cod, the newlyweds decided to visit an historic graveyard to look around.
As they were strolling through the graveyard, the mood struck them. They looked around and not seeing anyone, stripped off their clothes and went at it hot and heavy on a tomb.
The following day, the wife's back was aching from her adventure, so she went to see a doctor. The doctor had her strip so he could examine her.
"Just how old are you, my dear?" the doctor asked.
"I'm 25," replied the woman. "Why do you ask?"
"Because on your backside it says you died in 1819!" the doctor replied.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new surgical procedure done where they stretch the skin and pull all the wrinkles up onto the top of the scalp making you appear years younger.
On his way out of the hospital, he met an old friend who didn't recognize more...

During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer.
"I'll give you $100 if you'll change the wedding vows," the groom said. "When you get to me and the part where it asks if I promise to 'love, honor and obey' and 'forsaking more...

A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?"
The father replies: "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your more...

A mother had 3 virgin daughters. They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few words on how marital sex felt.
The more...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 3 vote(s). 100% are positive. 0 comment(s).