"Government vs. Mafia" joke

Hot 6 years ago

What's the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.

Have you ever heard of the Gay Mafia? No?
If you don't pay up, they come round your house, and criticize your curtains!

Two pollocks were walking in the woods when they came across a sheep with it's head stuck in a fence.
The one pulls down his pants & does the sheep.
Then he turns to his buddy and said, "Ok it's your turn."
So his buddy sticks his head in the fence.

A Russian, American, and Pollock are driving through the desert when their car breaks down. Each of them agrees to take one item as they have to continue through the desert on foot.
The Russian and Pollock ask the American what he is going to take.
He said, "the more...

Be first to comment!
remember me
follow replies
Funny Joke? 8 vote(s). 63% are positive. 0 comment(s).