"Goodbye Mother" joke

As a young man was walking through the supermarket picking up a few things, he couldn't help but notice an old lady was following him around. Thinking nothing of it, he just ignored her and continued on. Finally, he was at the checkout line, but she got in front of him.
"Pardon me, young man," she said, "I apologize if my staring at you has made you feel uncomfortable. It's just that you look so much like my son who passed away recently."
"I'm terribly sorry," replied the young man. "Is there anything I can do for you?"
"Actually, yes, there is," she said. "As I'm leaving, if you could say 'Goodbye mother', it would make me feel so much better."
"Sure, no problem," the young man said. As the old woman was leaving, he called out 'Goodbye mother'.
When he stepped up to the checkout counter, he noticed that his total was $136.75. "How can that possibly be?" he asked the cashier. "I only purchased a few items."
"Your mother said you would pay for her!" replied the cashier.

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