"Good places to party on Halloween" joke

Looking for a good place to party on Halloween? Check out these houses!
Bloomington, Indiana
Name: Indiana University
Location: unknown
This building, now used for administrative purposes, was once a stop on the "Underground Railroad". Today, there are many reports of African spiritual songs emanating from the basement.
Elletsville, Indiana
Name: Stepp Cemetery
Location: Morgan-Monroe forest
In this cemetery that is only accessible by foot, during midnight, an apparition of a lady appears on a rock that resembles a chair. On Halloween, many cult groups venture to this place to conduct ceremonies.
Evansville, Indiana
Name: The Gray Lady
Location: Willard Library - First Ave.
When this building was an abandoned train station, many drifters and hobos used it for shelter. During that time, a woman was murdered on the premises, and it is said that she still haunts the building. Her presence is most often felt in the children's library, and there are many reports of smelling her perfume on Halloween.
Birmingham, Alabama
Name: Parkwood Apartments
Location: 4th Ave. South
During the 1970's, these apartments were the site of a multiple homicide. In January on the anniversary of the deaths, it is said that the stench of burning human flesh is pungent. It is also said that blood appears to ooze from the upstairs foyer. There is even one report of a woman feeling fingers caress her neck and bosom on the anniversary of the murders. Many believe the apparition to be that of the killer - he was never found.
Driggs Community, Arkansas
Name: Small white house
Location: Unknown
Allegedly, this house is haunted by a very unhappy alcoholic. It is said that there are strange noises coming from the wall. There have also been reports of large pieces of furniture moving across the floor without an explanation. On one occasion an elderly woman was attacked by the air as she was walking to the bathroom. She suffered several bruises but sustained no major injuries.
Orange, California
Name: House
Location: a few blocks from the Crystal Cathedral
This house is alleged to have a haunted bathroom. It is said that late one night a woman was home alone and decided to use the restroom. On the toilet, she saw a smallish looking person. It is also reported that late one night, sounds that appeared to be water dripping euphoniously came from the restroom. When it was checked, there were no leaky faucets. No one seems to know why the bathroom is haunted.
Hot Sulfur Springs, Colorado
Name: Stage Coach Country Inn
Location: Outside of Granby
This Bed and Breakfast is reported to have many phantoms both adult and adolescent. It is said that objects in room actually move from place to place before people's very eyes. There have been reports of unexplained noises and very heavy footsteps in the middle of the night. Many others have reported waking up in an ice cold room (when the heater is one) and finding unexplained bruises covering their bodies. Lastly, there are reports of walls actually fading in and out, as if ghosts are trying to break through. (Why would ghosts need to break through a wall? They're ghosts, they can walk through them!)
Simsbury, Connecticut
Name: none
Location: 15 Whitcomb Rd.
A tobacco farmer, the former owner of this house was killed by an employee while smoking a cigar. It is said that he now haunts the house; he moves objects, turns the shower on and off and even swings in the children's swingest.
Miami, Florida
Name: Curtis Mansion
Location: Deer Run
During the times when Miami was a rapidly growing city, a man and his wife built this house, and used half of it to use as a daycare facility. The man loved children and when he found at that his wife had had an abortion, he was furious. His rage was powerful, and he slaughtered all of the children in the daycare. In revenge, his wife burned the house down, with him still inside. Today, t

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