"Glass half full and empty of perspectives" joke
So you want to divide the world in to optimists and pessimists, huh? Check this out:
"The glass is half full."
"The glass is half empty."
"The glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"The glass is full; half with water, half with air."
"The glass contains some water; I want a Coke!"
"The water is surrounded by a glass."
"The glass was half...something a minute ago. Now it's empty. [burp]"
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
At Least We're not Mississippi
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But It's a Dry Heat
Litterasy Ain't Everthing
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Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.
Boys are like diapers....
Always on my ass and full of shit.
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...