"Gay at doctor gets positive AIDS test" joke
The very gay young guy was feeling ill and went to visit his doctor. After a blood test, his worst fears were realized, he had AIDS. "What can I do, doc?" he said.
The doctor replied "I want you to drive down to Mexico, stop in the first border town you come to and eat a dozen chili burritos and two dozen hot peppers. Then wash them down with a gallon of the local water."
The guy asked "Will that cure my AIDS?"
"No," replied the doc. "It will teach you what your asshole is really for"
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