"Game Show Contestant" joke

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Janet was a first time contestant on the $65,000 television quiz show. So far, luck was on her side since she had gained a substantial lead over her opponents. She had even managed to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show's host could ask her the big question.
Janet agreed to return the following day and was extremely nervous as her husband drove them home.
"I just have to win tomorrow," she said, "I really wish I knew what the answer is! You realize I'm not going to be able to sleep at all tonight and will probably look horrible tomorrow."
"Relax, honey," her husband, Robert, said reassuringly. "Everything's going to be fine."
Minutes after they arrived home, Robert grabbed the car keys and started to head out the door. "Where are you going?" Janet asked.
"I have one small errand to run," Robert replied. "I should be back soon."
After an agonizing two hour absence, Robert returned, sporting a very wide and wicked grin. "Honey, I managed to get tomorrow's question and answer!" he said.
"You did?" Janet cried excitedly. "Quick, tell me!" "OK. The question is, 'What are the three main parts of the male anatomy?' And the answer is: 'The head, the heart, and the penis.'" Robert said.
The couple then went to sleep with Janet, now feeling more confident and at ease, falling into a deep slumber. However, at 3:00 in the morning, Janet was shaken awake by Robert who was aksing her the quiz show question. "The head, the heart and the penis," Janet groggily replied before returning to sleep. Robert asked her again in the morning, this time as she was brushing her teeth. Once again, Janet gave the correct answer.
So it was that Janet was once again on the set of the quiz show. Although she knew the question and answer, she could still feel butterflies in her stomach. The cameras began running and the host, after reminding the audience of the previous day's events, faced Janet and asked the big question.
"Janet," he said, "for $65,000, what are the main parts of the male anatomy? You have 10 seconds."
"Ummm, uhhhh, the head?" she said.
"Very good. Six seconds."
"Hmmm, uhhh, the heart?" Janet said, shaking nervously.
"Very good! Four seconds."
"I, ummm, ohhhh darn! My husband drilled it into me last night and I had it on the tip of my tongue this morning... "
"That's close enough!" said the show's host. "CONGRATULATIONS!"

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