"Gallbladder joke" joke

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q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees is: "Name the three best advantages of mother's milk."
The student immediately writes, "One: It has all the healthful nutrients needed to sustain a baby.
Two: It is inside the mother's more...

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Never blame a legislative body for not doing something. When they
do nothing, they don't hurt anybody. When they do something is when they
become dangerous.

A couple of hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can more...

What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Homeless.

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