"Gallbladder joke" joke
q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need of his good more...
I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.
An Attorney was riding home in his limo and noticed two men sitting on the side of the road eating grass, he told his driver to stop and investigate.
His driver went to the two men and asked, sirs why are you eating grass? The first man replied, I have no money and must more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.