"Gallbladder joke" joke
q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.
A man visits his doctor. "I think I have a problem, doc," said the patient. "One of my testicles has turned blue."
The doctor examined the man briefly and concluded the patient would die if they didn't have his testicle removed.
"Are you more...
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)