"GIANTS WIN THE SUPER BOWL" joke
The New York Giants have won the Super Bowl.
I’ll tell ya, guys from New York – they get the job done.
Except for the Mets, Jets, Knicks and Guiliani.
An older woman is in the grocery store checkout when she takes notice of the bag-boy and begins to get turned on.
She pays for the groceries and as she’s walking out behind the bag-boy she makes her plan to seduce him.
Outside the door she leans over and whispers in more...
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been seen.
Why men have a clear conscience?
Because they have never used it!
Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?
They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!