"Fuel Emergency" joke

Cessna pilot: "Tower, Cessna 12345, student pilot, I am out of fuel.

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!
Do you have the airfield in sight?"

Cessna: "Uh... tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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