"Freeze, turkey" joke

A woman went into a pet shop and said to the man, "I want a parrot
but sell me one that definitely talks."
The man sold her a parrot, saying, "This one definitely talks."
The woman took him home, set his cage up on a table and said to
the parrot, "Ok, talk."
The parrot said, "Show me your tits." The woman was outraged. So
she put him in the refrigerator. After a while, she took him out
and said, "So talk."
Again, the parrot said, "Show me your tits." The woman, to show
the parrot his place, put him in the fridge for a longer time and
the same thing happened. She was quite annoyed. This time she
put him in the freezer.
There was a turkey in the freezer. The parrot said to the turkey,
"How did you get here? Did you ask for a blowjob?"

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