"Fragrances" joke

An old woman is riding in an elevator, when a young, attractive woman, smelling of expensive perfume, gets into the elevator.
She turns to the old woman and arrogantly says, "Romance - Ralph Lauren, $125 an ounce!"
Then, another young, attractive woman, also smelling of expensive perfume, gets on the elevator. She turns to the old woman and arrogantly says, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!"
Upon reaching her destination a couple of floors later, the old woman is preparing to exit the elevator. Before leaving, she looks both attractive women in the eye, turns, bends over, farts and says, "Broccoli, 49 cents a pound!"

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