"Flying is not" joke
Flying is not dangerous. Crashing is dangerous.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.