"Fig Leaf" joke

A man enters a costume shop and says to the female clerk, "I'm going to a costume party and I'd like to go as Adam."
The girl goes to the back of the shop and brings the man a fig leaf.
"Oh, that's not big enough," he says, with a chuckle.
The girl brings out a bigger leaf.
"Nope," he says, "still not big enough."
So, the girl brings out a HUGE fig leaf.
"Sorry, but that's still not big enough," he says, with a broad grin.
"Listen, Hot Shot," the girl snaps, "why not just throw it over your shoulder and go as a gasoline pump!"

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