"Fearful Pilot" joke

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While taxiing down the runway, the jetliner came to an abrupt stop, turned around and returned to the gate. After quite a lengthy wait, it finally took off.
Wanting to know what caused the delay, a concerned passenger asked the flight attendant what the problem was.
"The pilot was troubled by a noise he heard in the engine," the attendant explained. "It took us some time to find a new pilot."

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...

I don't have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

Wise men talk because they have something to say, Fools talk because they have to say something.

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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