"Fearful Pilot" joke

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While taxiing down the runway, the jetliner came to an abrupt stop, turned around and returned to the gate. After quite a lengthy wait, it finally took off.
Wanting to know what caused the delay, a concerned passenger asked the flight attendant what the problem was.
"The pilot was troubled by a noise he heard in the engine," the attendant explained. "It took us some time to find a new pilot."

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Superman was feeling bored after a long break of crime fighting & wanted to go out & party so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club & pick up some girls. Batman said Robin was ill & he had to look after him.
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to more...

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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