"Favorite Fruit" joke

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One day, three travelers were going through the mountains when they came upon a farmhouse. They asked the farmer if they could stay the night and the farmer said ok, but they were not to have sex with his daughter.
That night, the farmer caught them having sex with his daughter. He said, "Ok, it's the first time this has happened so I'll go easy on you guys. Go to my garden, pick fifty of your favorite fruit, and shove them up your ass."
The first guy shoved fifty cherries up his ass and was crying.
The second guy shoved fifty apples up his ass and he was crying too, but then started laughing.
"What's wrong with you?" the farmer asked. "Didn't you learn to cry?"
"I'm laughing," the guy replied, "because the third guy's favorite fruit is watermelon."

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molly:wow, i should try that, I've been wanting to have sex
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Anonym:opes it's hard but funny/ give me more. Roxy Notting Hill Gtae 07530 337273
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