"Fat girl..." joke
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Howie gonna figure this out?