"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 1 month agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Maori falla " Me miss!?"
English Teacher, "You! yes you?" "How many seconds are there in one minute?" Whole class puts their hands up. Miss! Miss! I know!
Maori falla " rrrrrrrr ummmmmmm rrr "60 Miss! 60 seconds in one minute more...

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