"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 9 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made
with real lemons?

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

My wife says I never listen... or something like that...

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Q: What's the difference between snow men and snow women?
A: Snowballs!

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