"Fat girl..." joke

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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