"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 3 weeks agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're shagging your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday."

Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid bastards because I wasn't even at home yesterday."

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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