"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 2 weeks agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

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Nan

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- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for the friends in my head.

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