"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 1 month agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

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Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.


Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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