"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 3 weeks agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.

In a small town some where in Illinois lies a family. It consisted of a husband, wife, three sons, and a daughter. One of the sons had a terrible secret.

"Dad, I don't know how to tell you this, but I'm gay," said the son.

The Dad was furious he more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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