"Fat girl..." joke
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
My wife has just found out I've been fucking a Hermaphrodite.
She screamed at me, "What's she got that I haven't got?"
Your momma is so fat that when she jumped in the ocean, she was the cause for the tsunami.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.