"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 5 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Your daddy is so bald that when he puts on a turtle-neck he looks like a broken condom!

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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