"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 2 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

- ridin' solo, I'm ridin' solo
- Nan please, we're at granddad's funeral

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Nan

by andy

- who's that slut waving at us?
- Nan thats mum

'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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