"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 3 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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