"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 6 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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