"Fat girl..." joke

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

I don't believe in reincarnation, which is strange, because in a previous existence, I did.

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your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

What do you get when you cross a rooster with an owl?
A cock that stays up all night.

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A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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