"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 1 year agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

A woman's breasts are like a child's toys. They are meant for the child - but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

What did the photographer say, when about to photograph a group of tourists?
"WAVE!"

I've been fucking this really sexy bird who is a twin.
My mate asked me how I told her apart from the other twin?
I said it was easy. Her brother has a beard.

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