"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 10 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Knock knock?
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna figure this out?

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