"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 1 year agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Your momma so stupid she waited for a stop sign to turn green

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

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