"Fat girl..." joke

Hot 3 months agoby Bumblesquash

I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few more...

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hairline

by ryt

your hairline so far back i thought u went bald in 3rd grade

Save the trees, wipe your butt with an owl.

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