"Fat girl..." joke
I was ice-skating today just minding my own business when I noticed some big fat bird kept giving me the eye.
Eventually she came over. "Hi there, I'm a bit shy I'm not very good at breaking the ice," she laughed.
"Have you tried jumping?" I asked.
'go back to africa, go back to india!'
'Nan shut up were at the zoo.'
A woman brings eight-year-old Johnny home and tells his mother that he was caught playing doctors and nurses with Mary, her eight-year-old daughter.
Johnny's mother says, "Let's not be too harsh on them.... they are bound to be curious about sex at that more...
Yo Momma So Fat!
Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.
I'm always frank with my sexual partners.
Don't want them knowing my real name, do I?
Yo mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to make minute rice!