"Farm Couple" joke

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Once there was an elderly couple that lived on a farm. One day the farmer came to his wife and grabbed her boobs.

He said, "If we could get milk out of these things, we could get rid of the cows."

The next day he approached her, grabbed her butt, and said, "If we could get eggs out of this thing, we could get rid of the chickens."

His wife turned around, reached between his legs, and said, "If you could get this hard, we could get rid of your brother."

I farted in an elevator yesterday... it was wrong on so many levels.

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer

q. What’s the gallbladder’s favorite band?
a. The Rolling Stones.

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

A bear, a lion and a chicken sitting talking about who is the hardest. The bear says when I roar - the whole forest trembles, the lion says when I roar - the whole jungle shakes with fear, the chicken says all I have to do is cough and the whole fuckin world shits itself!!

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