"F Word Usage" joke
Fuck is such a versatile word... Greetings: How the fuck are you! Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer. Trouble: Well, I guess I'm fucked now. Confusion: What the fuck...? Retaliation: Up your fucking ass! Denial: I didn't fucking do it. Apathy: Who gives a fuck anyway? Suspicion: Who the fuck are you? Directions: Fuck off. Chronology: It's Five-Fucking-Thirty! Business: I hate this fucking job. Oedipal: Motherfucker. The word has been used by some very notable people throughout history: Where the fuck is all that water coming from?-Captain of the TitanicThat's not a fucking real gun. - John LennonWho's going to fucking know?-President NixonAny fucking idiot could understand that. - Albert EinsteinWhat the fuck was that?-Mayor of HiroshimaIt fucking does "so" look like her. - PicassoHow the fuck did you work that out?-PythagorasYou want "what" on the fucking ceiling?-MichelangeloFuck a duck. - Walt DisneyScattered showers my fucking ass!-NoahPick up the fuckin' phone!-E. T. Fuck Logic!-SpockI can't breathe in this fucking thing!-Darth VaderFuck I'm hungry!-Ghandi! Do or do not, there is no fuckin' try!-Yoda
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