"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ..." joke
Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.
One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...
Here are a couple of my favorite examples of gullible people (true stories).
Back in the days of the Mattel Cabbage Patch Kid craze it was usually
very hard to get one for the kiddies. A radio station (I don't know where)
announced that Mattel was going to get more...
Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.
Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!