"Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: ..." joke

Exasperated dragon on the field of battle:
"Mother said there would be knights like this."

If Ida Lupino married George Wendt, then divorced him to marry Ted Danson, divorced him to marry Alan Alda, then divorced him to marry Ted Knight, and divorced him to marry Shelly Long, she'd be Ida Wendt Danson Alda Knight Long.
If Whoopi Goldberg married Peter Cushing, more...

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One day a cucumber, pickle and a penis were having a conversation.
The Pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get big fat and juicy they sprinkle seasonings on my and stick me in a jar.
The Cucumber says, "Yeah, you think that's bad? Whenever more...

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Teamwork is essential - it allows you to blame someone else.

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Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.

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Q: What's the difference between the dinosaur and a dragon...?
A: Dinosaurs are too young to SMOKE!

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