"Ex-Governor Bush Called Former President Clinton ..." joke
Ex-Governor Bush Called Former President Clinton one afternoon. Hello, Bill? It`s Dubya. Say, I`ve been meanin` ta ask ya sumthin`. How did you do so well with the ladies when you were president? I`ll tell ya, George. The trick is to dazzle them with charm and intelligent conversation. Yeah, but what can I do? asked Bush. Clinton paused. Well, George, if all else fails, try puttin` a potato down your pants. That works every time. The next week, Bush called Clinton again. Bill? Dubya. Laura was in Crawford over the weekend and I got to go stag to the embassy ball. I tried the potato trick, but all the ladies kept their distance. I know, I saw the ball on C-SPAN, laughed Clinton. Next time, try puttin` the potato down the front of your pants.
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