"Ever been called coloured" joke

ever been called coloured by a white person! the next time tell them who they calling coloured cos when you were born you were black, when you were well you were black, when you were sick you were black, when you died you were black: but them when they were born they were pink, when they were well they were white, when they were ill they were green, when they died they were blue so who they calling coloured!!!

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Anonym:Bliksems Good !!!
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Anonym:Who has used the term 'colored' since 1954??
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dave:don't take malcolm X's quotes and ruin them with bad english.
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