"Endearing Terms" joke
A man was having dinner at a friend's home and noticed that his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms, calling her Precious, Honey, Sweetheart, etc. Since the couple had been married for over fifty years, the man was very impressed by this.
While the wife was in the kitchen, he said to his buddy, "I find it so touching that after all your years of marriage, you still call your wife those pet names."
"To tell you the truth," his buddy whispered, "I forgot her name about ten years ago."
Not enough votes...