"ELF" joke

ELF: Santa, one of the reindeer swallowed my pencil! What should I do? SANTA: Use a pen.

Love is a merry little elf who dances a jig, then turns on you with a machine gun.

ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?
ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone, sack time!!

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