"E-Mail Screw-ups" joke

E-Mail Screw-ups.
Many Universities, colleges and businesses tend to strip the last name down to 6 characters and add the first and last initial to either the begining or end to make up an e-mail address, i.e. Mary L. Ferguson = mlfergus or fergusml. They are just now beginning to realize the problems that may cause when you have a large and diverse pool of people to choose from. Add to that a large database of company/college acronyms and you have some very funny addresses (probably not funny to the individual involved).
Some examples follow:
Hellen Thomas Eatons (Duke University)
[email protected]
Martha Elizibeth Cummins (Fresno University)
[email protected]
George David Blowmer (Drop Front Drawers & Cabinets Inc.)
[email protected]
Mary Ellen Dickinson (Indiana University of Pennsylvania)
[email protected]
Francis Kevin Kissinger (Las Verdes University)
[email protected]
Barbara Joan Beeranger (Myplace Home Decorating)
[email protected]
Amanda Sue Pickering (Perdue University)
[email protected]
Ida Beatrice Ballinger (Ball State University)
[email protected]
Bradley Thomas Kissering (Brady Electrical, Northern Division, Overton Canada)
[email protected]
Isabelle Haydon Adcock (Toys "R" Us)
[email protected]
See what I mean?