"Dumb blonde" joke

Hot 1 year agoby Badassbitch

A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" The girl says: "My body is on fire." She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder. The doctor says: "You are a blonde aren't you?" The girl says: "Yeah." The doctor says: "Your finger's broken."

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Ya Mama

Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Your momma is so fat when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck half way down.

your mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids scared

You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!

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Anonym:well i think its funny no need to use bad language over a joke gosh get over your self and get a life!!!!
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Anonym:that was the lamest joke i have ever hear!!! and your not a badassbitch... you cant even tell a good joke
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this one is not worthy show
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Ace:The doctor must be blonde if (s)he has to ask her if she's a blonde or not. -.-
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this one is not worthy show
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Anonym:good one, badass
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Funny J:Nice one :)
Funny Joke? 47 vote(s). 62% are positive. 9 comment(s).