"Dumb blonde" joke

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A girl with a red wig on goes to the doctor and the doctor asks "What seems to be the problem?" The girl says: "My body is on fire." She touched her arm and screamed. She touched her cheek and screamed even louder. The doctor says: "You are a blonde aren't you?" The girl says: "Yeah." The doctor says: "Your finger's broken."

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Anonym:well i think its funny no need to use bad language over a joke gosh get over your self and get a life!!!!
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Anonym:that was the lamest joke i have ever hear!!! and your not a badassbitch... you cant even tell a good joke
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Ace:The doctor must be blonde if (s)he has to ask her if she's a blonde or not. -.-
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Anonym:good one, badass
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Funny J:Nice one :)
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