"Ducks" joke
A blonde, brunet, and red head all went to heaven. When they entered the one rule for them to follow was to never step on a duck. Well the problem was that there was ducks everywhere. If you did step on a duck then you were chained to the uglyiest man in heaven. Well one day sure enough the blonde steps on a duck and she is chained to the uglyiest man in heaven. Well the brunet and the red head are getting along good. But one day the brunet steps on a duck and is chained to the second uglyiest man in heaven. Well after that the red head is espicially carefull and she never does step on a duck. But one day sudenly a very handsome man is chained to her and she asks what did I do to get such a privalige? And the man says I steped on a duck.
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