"Drugs cause amnesia and other" joke

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.

In the beginning, God created the Heavens and the Earth... the rest was made in China.

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

A man went to his dentist because he has a strange feeling in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "That new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "All I can think of is that about four more...

10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows).
9. Dragging out boxes that haven't been used since last season (camping gear, flashlights).
8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores.
7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for "specials".
6. Family coming to more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

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