"Drugs cause amnesia and other" joke

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.

A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager:
- "Got any fresh fruit?"
- "No."
- "Got any fresh vegetables?"
- "No. We have only canned and dry goods."
The next day, the duck returns:
- "Got any fresh more...

Don't knock on Death's door.
Instead, ring the bell and run. Death hates that...

Regular naps prevent old age..... especially if you take them while driving.

I'm schizophrenic and so am I.

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd think at least one of them would've seen it.

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