"Drugs cause amnesia and other" joke

Drugs cause amnesia and other things I can't remember.

There's a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with 2 monkeys and a woman on board.

The headquarters in the US calls:"Monkey #1, Monkey #1 report to comms for instructions."
He sits down and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the more...

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

Q. How do u stop an Pakistani tank??. ...
A. Shoot the men who r pushing it!

Q. How do u disable pakistani missiles?
A. Cut the rubber band

Q. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of pakistanis?
A. He threatened to more...

There was this lady who was in the shower and her little boy walked in on her taking a shower & he saw her pubic hairs and says:
"Mommy what's that?" as he pointed down to her.
"Well, that's Mommy's washcloth."
The next day he walked in on her more...

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