Droughts happen because God didn't pay his water bill.
You mamma is soo fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out!
Santa on Trial
You are accused, Mr. Santa Claus, alias Saint Nick, alias Kris Kringle, age unknown, of no fixed abode, with the following charges:
Failing to apply for landed immigrant status from Finland to the North Pole
Crossing the Canadian-USA border illegally more...
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetery.
Q: What do lawyers use as contraceptives?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What happened to the lawyer who was more...
Jr: This year I failed every class except biology.
Mary: How did you do that?
Jr: Easy, I didn't take biology