"Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a spe..." joke
Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
When the Boogeyman goes to bed he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.