"Dr. South-of-the-Border" joke

In Mexico, there's a six-year-old boy fighting to get into medical school. He's been studying on his own and is considered an expert on osteoporosis, diabetes and anemia.
Don't tell me Mexicans don't work harder than we do. At age six I didn't even know how old I was.
This kid started kindergarten by the 1st trimester. His schooling went from nap time and cookies to trying to get some on prom night... That's what half a bottle of tequila and a joint will do to a 45-pound, six-year-old senior.
On a happier note, the government of Haiti has offered to name him Surgeon General and Vice President.

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