"Don't lend people money...it gives" joke
Don't lend people money...it gives them amnesia.
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Q: What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?
A: The more you play with them, the harder they get!
Why is santa claus always so happy?
He knows where all of the bad girls live!
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker.
A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?"
The Saudi says, "Excuse me, what's a more...
Don't criticize your wife...if she were perfect, she would have married much better than you.